SAGE ROSENFELS -7 over Oakland Raiders

I’m down with the Sage Rosenfels jokes. Honestly, I’m just bitter that he left the annex of Miami because it was too perfect of a fit. A young, up and coming Jewish quarterback playing in a town filled with retired Jewish people – the comedy rights itself.

Fortunately, Oakland has been just as amusing. Worst offense ever. Worst defensive coaching. They have a guy with zero head coaching experience trying to salvage a three-win season and they’re putting up 14.6 points per game and have a 2-6 ATS record in their last 8 games. I don’t know about you, but if I were an Oakland fan I wouldn’t even be excited for next season. You know you’re just going to screw up another draft pick, waste a ton of money in free agency, and everyone and their mother will make fun of Al Davis reverting in to the Cryptkeeper again. But who cares, really? I just wonder if Roger Goddell whispers, “We made the tuck rule up on the spot” in to Al Davis’ ear just to invoke some sort of stroke to put the Raiders out of their misery somewhere down the line. Hey, at some point you have to put human feelings out of the way to make the hard choices. Or maybe I’ve just been watching way too much Dexter lately. Seriously though…that’s a great f’n television show. You should watch it.