INDINAPOLIS COLTS -16.5 over Detroit Lions

Quietly, the Colts have become the Colts that we are used to. Scoring relentlessly, defending intensely and punching defenses square in the jugular are all trademarks of this Colts team. The Colts have been a rough play all season, but the fact remains that they are beginning to peak, and that means more craptastic days for the Detroit Suckfestapalooza.

The Lions got smoked by Tennessee when they ran the ball down their throats. Well guess what happens when Peyton Manning and his passing game show that they’re finer tuned than a Sony HDTV? That’s right – blowout. By the way, apparently, we’re not allowed to mention Peyton Manning without plugging his products too. Don’t forget to buy your Peyton Manning tube socks, because you’ll need something to keep your toes toasty as they chatter in the chilling fright of oncoming defensive ends! Oh wait, the only sack Detroit’s aware of is the one that their fans put on their heads…never mind.