How to Throw a Bachelorette Party in Las Vegas

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How to Throw a Bachelorette Party in Las Vegas

"Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling." - George Gordon Byron

May 6, 2008
By Leah Bailly
Bodog Nation Contributing Writer

You are the baroness of bridesmaids. Your best friend is getting hitched this summer and you’re the BFF reporting for duty. You’ve stayed up late gluing invitations, traded emails about the taffeta, even decided on the other girls’ up-dos and down. But the true weight of your responsibilities lies ahead. It’s bachelorette party season! And this won’t be any night out, the local hunk-o-rama gas station attendant trying to dance on your table for a twenty. You’re going to Vegas, baby.

You must show your bride buddy and her closest friends the best bachelorette party on the planet. You need not one stripper, but a revue. You need not any massage, but a full day spa. You aren’t designating anyone a driver, you’re rolling VIP in a stretch Hummer. And your best friend forever doesn’t need a free blowjob shooter from a creepy local bartender, she needs champagne at a high stakes craps table! Right?

As bridezilla closes in on her picture perfect wedding day you need to take her and her friends to Sin City to blow off a little steam. There will be booze (by the gallon), cute little dresses, hot nightclubs, peelers and gambling. She may warn you of her devotion to her future groom, and insist on a few mellow afternoons by the pool, but your bride-to-be will scream like a banshee when she sees that Sin City stripper finally release the beast. It will be worth it.

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