This is hilarious.

TWO poker aces were facing jail yesterday after stealing £150,000 from cash machines to fund a Las Vegas gambling spree.

Brothers Mohammed Imran and Mohammed Irfan pocketed the cash during a period of just three days.

They exploited a loophole in the ATM system to carry out the scam, which saw them originally being accused of stealing almost £500,000.

But yesterday, the swindlers admitted stealing £154,640 using an expired HBOS bank card.

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