Canadian Yoke Of The Day

Canuck Kid · 04-02-2009, 08:39 PM

A man in the Safeway Store tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.

The man persists and asks to see the manager.

The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some ass hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here.

Where are you from, son?" " Canada , sir," the boy replied. 'Well, why did you leave Canada ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there”.

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada " "No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

TheWiesguy · 04-03-2009, 07:46 AM

As a fellow Canadian all I can sat is.....

Well Done!!

Johnny Probst · 04-03-2009, 01:01 PM

Har har! Very accurate...I'm a Canadian myself.

Shame About Ray · 04-03-2009, 01:19 PM

You're not related to Jeff Probst are ya?

EaglesLinc · 04-04-2009, 09:33 PM

I know that somewhere in there there is a joke, but I guess from being a South of the Border, (and I don't mean Pedros for all you East Coasters) I don't think it's a belly laugher.

Home On The Range · 04-05-2009, 01:06 AM

Noo Doot Aboot IT Eh!

04-02-2009, 08:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Canuck Kid Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Vancouver BC, Canada Posts: 2,646	Canadian Yoke Of The Day A man in the Safeway Store tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some ass hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" " Canada , sir," the boy replied. 'Well, why did you leave Canada ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there”. "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada " "No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" __________________ Canuck Kid From The Real Land Of The Free & Home Of The Brave Canada Eh!

04-03-2009, 07:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
TheWiesguy Wiley Ole Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toronto Posts: 546	another canadian As a fellow Canadian all I can sat is..... Well Done!!

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04-03-2009, 01:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Johnny Probst Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 261	Har har! Very accurate...I'm a Canadian myself.

04-04-2009, 09:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
EaglesLinc Defensive Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cape Charles,VA Posts: 1,925	I know that somewhere in there there is a joke, but I guess from being a South of the Border, (and I don't mean Pedros for all you East Coasters) I don't think it's a belly laugher.

04-05-2009, 01:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Home On The Range Wiley Ole Veteran Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 522	Noo Doot Aboot IT Eh!